Once this is all over, they should build a monument inscribed with the names of every person who died of COVID-19. And they should call it the Trump Memorial, as a legacy to his criminal incompetence. 

I’ve never heard of this woman before. A 2 paragraph sample of one of her books, and the boring pastel covers of all her books, was enough for me. All of them about marriage and money and marriage and the pursuit of the perfect life. So fucking deep.

I see on Twitter that people are asking MacMillan (her publisher) how they feel about representing a raging, hateful nutjob. I like where this is going. Cue “MAGA FREE SPEECH” and tearful videos about her being the real victim when they announce they’re dropping her.

Self professed Anglophile? Lol, ah...methinks someone maybe grew up watching all kinds of shows about some American woman being swept up by a prince or some kind of royal...

Baby Vanja, who will probably grow up to be an artistic moody New Yorker, appears to be blessed with a perfectly round head and itty bitty round ears that resemble thick-cut potato chips.

The name is spelled Vanja, but it’s pronounced X Æ A-12. 

Her mother doesn’t hate her. Her crazy-ass father and crazy-ass half-sister do.

Her own family, like Aaron Rodgers’ family, is desperate to get attention and uses her name to do so. 

Can’t understand allowing someone you “dislike” or “hate” to live rent free in your head. That level of obsession is mentally ill.

Narrator: “We all know.”

Apologies for the delay between SketcHistory interviews; it took me that long to find my pen.

omg this makes so much sense now. Of course Elon and Grimes made a seventh son, who now must go on to produce a seventh son, fulfilling a longtime magic trope. Of course they’re gonna end up the grandparents of the techno-space punk fantasy magic future.  

NOYB

Shelter Cat Update!

I donated as well.

Haha, yeah. You think you don’t need one, and then you try one, and it’s amazing how different your hair feels.

it takes about $250,000 to $350,000 to produce the kinds of shoots that I do

Of course she wants people to pay for her work. I know on Jez snarks got to snark but y’all have some odd things to be snarky about. 

I could swear her show was where I first learned of the burrito method years ago, but I could be mistaken. It does work once you get the hang of it. 

Not gonna lie, Jezebel advice columns are always a hilarious shitshow of horrible advice, so I’m really looking forward to having something to mindlessly eat popcorn to.