Kanye gets on my nerves and I’m thousands of miles away from him, and don’t even know him.

I am also yelling at Kanye all the time

Ugh it was such a lie though. You couldn’t get the blue one to be that opaque. It’s like the only lipstick I’ve ever bought (#butch) and it disappointed me so....

Oh man, I can still smell these! Rouge Pulp made me feel like the coolest chick in the eighth grade, before the fancy mall had a Sephora and before I knew what MAC was. 

But, Tom wasn’t the starring role, it was just a role. Ralph and C Thomas were the lead roles. He didn’t have any reason to throw a fit at that stage in his career. Perhaps he was worried about sharing a room with the beautiful Rob Lowe, and could he control himself?

When they broke for a commercial and started another one of those somber pandemic TV ads, I turned my head and paid attention to my damned phone, then saw in the corner of my eye at the last frame it was the Pornhub fake ad. Successfully trolled.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

Remember how his supporters love him because he “tells it like it is” and “says what he means?” Funny how everything he says needs about a dozen spin-monkeys to make my kind of sense out of it.

You guys mocked the perinuem sunners back in November. But now we know that getting sunlight up in your body is the cure for the coronavirus.

Tom Brady has become... Florida man.

Jane Goodall is actually on my short list of people I DO want to hear from on Earth Day.  She’s far more qualified to speak on it than anyone writing on this site.  So typical of you to make randomly negative comments like this without backing it up.

So are Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry expecting a child? Or are they new parents? Or did she give birth between your first and second paragraphs?

Wait, we are supposed to hate Jane Goodall now? 

Huh, thanks! I always thought of “popping pills” and assumed they were a type of pill. Huffing stuff seems so much scarier. Like just immediate brain damage.

The explanation makes more sense if you read the next paragraph... apparently the kid got poked with a needle and they had to wait in LA for test results after getting treatment, and that was at the same time that travel was shutting down. So sounds like maybe they were supposed to meet up in Idaho and she got delayed…

Upside: No one knows your name, your face, your loved ones, and feels they have the right to comment/criticize you just for being alive.

He looks like a rough copy of Josh Duhamel.

Jodie Turner-Smith is jaw-droppingly beautiful. Beside her, Joshua Jackson just looks like some random guy off the street. I cannot wait to see that baby. Super happy for them.

Feels insensitive to turn the largest mass shooting in Canadian history into a joke about the Queen’s Birthday, especially considering it’s the only mention of it on this website. I know Jez isn’t news, you have your own problems in the US, you’re desensitized to mass shootings, etc. But this shooting, in the midst of…

You know, I bet you could rent it out for a reasonable fee. Call it a “Pump-a-nickel”.