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There are people who, at the very mention of their name, immediately start draining you of life. Julianne Hough seems like she would be one of those people. The friend you wonder why you’re friends with her.

Shelter Cat Update!

Starred for best agreement gif ever.

They do, though. I have to force myself to put earrings in every month or so or I feel that tell tale *pop* that is the skin newly snapping open again.

I’m also able to appreciate the appeal of Padma Lakshmi’s at-home cooking tutorials, which she’s posting to Instagram in an effort to stay connected to fans while helping them navigate the ins and outs of making a chicken tagine.

weirdos, it’s not the intellectual romantic stuff she is looking for. She is looking for hot sex with young dudes. Which is fine.

House 1, no question. I work at a historically women’s college so I am DOWN to talk about women’s anger while gulping cocktails and eating banana bread.

Yeah, I don’t really get the tone of this article. We’re meant to dislike her because... she’s a down-to-earth, middle-aged woman? I mean, she’s 55 years old. Sorry she’s not keeping up with her 30-something in laws but I think that’s to be expected.

Sophie is great - it must be really nice for the Queen to look at her three children with disastrously-failed marriages and then see her youngest son choose so modestly and well. I definitely noticed when she and Edward started appearing on the royal family’s social media accounts more last year, to a certain extent

There’s no way I’m believing that Martha Stewart is that much of a lightweight that she’d be incoherent after 2 glasses of wine. I my mind, she’s be able to drink people under the table like Marion in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Shelter Cat Update!

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Here we go. Sophomoric, but I laughed because,
A. the children don’t know why these are funny, and
B. because it’s always nice to be reminded that decency standards are different on British and American morning telly (and thank goodness for that).

Humor thread!

Ah, I see you’ve moved in next to my father.

What we really need to drag on, and discuss, is the ‘spine in’ piles of books in the fire place.

Gorilla porn? What is going on in that picture?

What better place to move to to escape intrusive tabloids and the white-hot glare of the media spotlight than Los Angeles.

What is your problem?  The OP was questioning whether he should have given away all his masks and pipedpiper just noted that his masks were probably better served at the hospital anyway.  Which is almost certainly true.  I didn’t see any judgements about those who kept some.  Get over yourself.

Shelter Cat Update!

last week I shared about my friends father being very ill with Covid-19. I’m sorry to say he has since died of the illness. Many other friends have loved ones who are ill at this time as well. Meanwhile, except for phone calls(and staying inside), I am powerless to help in any way. I’m sad, and angry and lonely.