Ay proof? I only see her sitting and lying

I am going to be the only one... but... the tail grosses me out. 

It’s more like Best Publicist This Year.

since my current lust object isn’t even a real person. 

Your shelter cat updates are the reason I stop by here every SNS. I look forward to it every week. 32 cat pics is just right. Pay no mind to the idiot who can’t just scroll past stuff they aren’t interested in. Keep the fuzzbutts coming!

Pay that troll no mind, Krispy. Your posts and pics help several cats either find their forever homes or several humans find a moment of joy every week. 

I am sorry you feel this way.

Shelter Cat Update! With Extra Bruce!

See, no one gave a flying fuck what the gender of your kid was people. 

I’m not even remotely into the royals (but I will click on anything on Jezebel) and it kind of broke my heart when she said “Thank you for asking. Not many people have asked if I’m okay.”

My stripper name would be Wreath Noble if that were the case. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Elizabeth is the Queen.

A talk my dad had with me, also at around 14, when my mum was away on vacation for a week: “I’m going grocery shopping. If you need me to pick up tampons or condoms, let me know. Not that I’m assuming you need either of those things at this moment, but the offer is there”.

How is it not abuse to force your child to undergo invasive physical exams?! Pervert. 

More like T.M.I , amirite.

This is fucking child abuse.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

I think the baby had her mother’s trainer’s eyes, not traitor’s eyes.

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I just can’t with people who say shit like “my personal truth” or “my journey”. Fuck off.