Esther, it feels like everything is on borrowed time at this point, so I just wanted to say thanks for all your work here. Jezebel has been “my” corner of the internet for 8 years, and I’m not exaggerating when I say that there were some days when looking forward to reading Jez was the one thing I could bring myself…

Chicago teachers for the win! I will probably be hitting the picket lines next fall, nice to have some inspiration.

Been told to stick to women, huh?

This seems like it would just get messier and messier so I think her resignation was the right thing to do. Another democrat can take her seat in the 2020 election if we are fortunate.

Nothing beats the couple’s costume Emily Heller and her husband wore.

I think she’s great!

(This one seems longer than usual, hope you don’t mind)

Hm, are you Felicity Huffman sorry, or Lori Loughlin sorry though?
 

Maybe this is a good place to brag on my wife (slightly OT):

Does Ben Affleck have a large facial scar, or is that a pillowcase mark?

There is someone named Tuppence Middleton. [Just Jared]

Way to shutdown the misconception that bisexuality is a detour on the road to hetero happiness, Miley. What a solid ally you are to the LGBTQ+ community.

Well, RIP Miley!

I love that he mistook all us drunk neighbors for paparazzi. We hung out outside the wedding hoping to hear Adele sing while drinking champagne from plastic cups. The security guards were all from NYC and were sweet as they could be.

My Grandma thinks if he gets convicted we should get to burn him alive on national tv. Maybe during the Super Bowl.

Pick the lounge chair furthest from the speakers and swipe through dating apps when the conversation seems to exclude you, which is often. Post a Story featuring the sunset glinting gold off the surface of the ocean beyond the saltwater pool. Caption it “Perfect ending to a perfect day,” hit refresh 20 times because…

Are these hideous, overpriced Croc-knockoffs sold by a MAGA dipshit OK?

For real those are the shoes you use in the shower in jail though

This is classic TERF/transphobe tactics: find the most extreme possible example, get someone who is casually ok with trans folks to go along with it, and then try to portray them as agreeing with you. Hillary Clinton has actually worked to measurably improve trans lies, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt…

I do love the outside, it’s a beauitful house, shame the focal point is a cluster of water bottles.