Karli won’t appear on the actual television show just yet; she was created for the online initiative. As her storyline develops, fans of the show will learn why she was placed in foster care: her mother had to go away for treatment, but now she’s back home and in recovery. The new resources, which help children…

I was thinking the same thing. White can that possibly be about?

Hm something tells me Turner won't face the same level of criticism on this site that Jamil does. 

People Have Finally Had Enough of Seeing Kylie Jenner’s Cars

Money kan’t buy you klass.

I love these updates and I like the captions—The kitties would still be wonderful without them but they give context and personality to the kitties and to you.

Bruce captions definitely enhance the experience.   I love him from afar and the captions make me smile.

Shelter Cat Update!

The Death of a Nile

The Elizabeth Warren/Marine rumor is one of the funniest and most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard in my life. I love how immediately it backfired, though, because we would all root for a 70 year-old-woman to outsex a 24-year-old Marine.

The biggest problem to me is that they don’t all have the hoods up so it looks sloppy as all hell.

I saw him once, and thought he was just some average-looking random guy. Then he smiled at me (ok, at my dog, and then looked up at me while still smiling) and reader, he was angelically beautiful. I was stunned. It was only afterwards that I realized it was the kid from Twilight.

Soooo you didn't see Lion King in theaters? 

Oh, absolutely. Every caricature is so very ‘spot on’, even if it’s exaggerated. Maybe if we’re very very good, they will do another episode featuring Harry, Meaghan, little Archie, and the other Royals after the events of these last few years. Would love to see they lampoon whatever leverage was used to convince Edo…

Poor Beatrice and her sister, their DNA is pretty bent, so little hope for them after all.

Maybe he means he only likes anatomically modern humans. No habilis or erectus, please, and Denisovans and Neanderthals are iffy.

She would know, because she’s a bratty “cool mom” Gen Xer, bless her heart.

Somewhere in the Grand Canyon—another natural feature created by the changing tectonic plates beneath North America

Eh, maybe the stress will get to him and Mother Nature will vote to remove him. 

The dark chocolate Milky Way is one of humankind’s greatest accomplishments, and while its not-as-good cousin the regular Milky Way pales in comparison, it’s still better than garbage-ass regular M&Ms, which are objectively the worst candy in the image. I would kick out M&Ms without a second thought.