At least Marianne’s thoughts are relatively harmless, in the scheme of things.

No, let them learn young that they don’t get to say racist and misogynist shit without consequences.

You know, I really feel like he and Rachel Green would have made a cute couple.

i see a phoenix, majestically rising from the ashes.

Yeah, it’s like the least-weird thing Travolta has said in a very long time.

He bought a house for his mom and moved into the “basement” because he has mental health problems and they figured that’s the safest arrangement for him. You can make fun of him for the stupid shit he said at the college show he just did but snarking on him for this seems extremely in poor taste to me.

He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

Why is Page Six surprised that Jennifer Garner did not celebrate Ben Affleck’s birthday?

Ugh.  “Kelly Clarkson successfully negotiated a schedule to allow her an appropriate work-life balance.”  There I fixed it. 

You must have missed the last sentence of the article.

That typo at the end secured my star.

“Porto reekins are illegal immigants and should go back to their shit-hole countries. MAGA.”

Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Congress approved 92 Billion Dollars for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of its kind for “anywhere.”

Competent women are offputting.

I MEAN CLEARLY SHE’S OFF-PUTTING SHE DOESN’T HAVE A PENIS AND IS SPEAKING IN PUBLIC.

How come we’ve never had a TV adaptation of the astronaut love triangle/adult diaper-enabled road trip saga from a few years ago?  Don’t sleep on it, Ryan Murphy!

okay gramps. who pissed in your muesli this morning?

Christ almighty, I’m so sick of the “millenials killed” this or that industry way of describing totally normal market forces that have existed from the beginning of time. So judgmental and blamey! The hostility is so dumb. I mean, if we’re being fair:

This is excellent advice. Now, excuse me...there’s Dunkin Donuts in the breakroom.

Thing is, in my experience in the grocery stores I’ve gone to, real meat is in the deli, fake meat is in a freezer case in a completely different part of the store. It’s not like fake meat is sitting right next to real meat in identical packaging. It’d piss off a lot of vegetarians and vegans, too. Maybe some grocery…