Treason looks a lot more like this!

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Spelling is important because it allows people whose only skill is that they know all the words and tricks of the language they were raised in to have a feeling of superiority over everyone else.

C’mon heart attack...or stroke. It’s gotta be any day now, and while Pence is evil, he also has all the charisma of a boulder and should be easy to defeat in 2020.

She’s the most qualified candidate we’ve had, and she’d rock the shit out of being president. She does her homework.

Idgaf at this point. I wanna vote for Hillary again. None of this makes sense again and I’m still all in with that bitch. 

It’s insane. I literally don’t see Charlize there. I straight up didn’t recognize her in the trailer.

Don't trust the b was a wonderful show.

• James Van Der Beek

My grandma used to say that a good husband “has one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel.” Imma going to throw in piles of cash to that mix and there you have bachelor Larry King. Grandma, if I meet him, I’ll hang on until the banana peel underfoot, for sure. Pumpkinandy’s hair, face, and body are quite…

Or, hear me out, Lane can divorce Zack in another Gilmore Girls reboot and get together with Dave Rygalski because he never should have gone to the stupid OC, anyway. Come at me! (To be fair, I’ve never watched The OC, though I do have a guilty soft spot for terrible dramas, so I’d probably be hooked after one…

Warren is making good choices. Repairing her relationship with indigenous peoples by proposing policies to benefit them and apologizing for her earlier missteps. She’s acting like the emerging front runner that she is.

Daphne Zuniga, who you may remember from Melrose Place or One Tree Hill, Spaceballs

For purposes of full disclosure, my brother (aka your uncle) was with me on that drive and there were a lot of songs I’d have listened to before listening to him for three days straight.

Who...thought she was interesting...

That’s actually the best part - joke’s on him!

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

Look, Liam!!! Who needs all this drama? I may be a plus sized, middle aged woman with too many kids, but I’m no trouble at all. I also barrack for the Western Bulldogs so we can go to the footy together!!!! Just a thought, anyway!!!

Liam is doing just fine.