It’s adorable when people think their love life is too complex to grasp. Humans have been at this thing in every single permutation for centuries. We are all still stumped. The reasons for this split are just as mundane as Jane Nobody’s failed marriage. Have a stadium of seats Ms. Cyrus.

Never

1/10 troll, no coherency, not clever, illegible.

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen. 

I think her heart is in the right place and she’s generally on the right side of things. I think it’s a brave thing for someone whose career relies largely on public perception to put out their opinions, stand behind them and weather the criticism that unfailingly comes from that. I think there are many, many, many…

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY PHOTOSHOPPED HIS HANDS TO LOOK BIGGER.

We cannot let those killed in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio, die in vain.

Letting a kid have a job like that teaches them:

The Russians have experimented with domesticating foxes so they behave like dogs. Not saying little miss thing got Winter from Vlad, but still. 

I don’t even get the problem they’re having - it’s the fucking ENDS of her hair. She could decide to cut a chin-length bob tomorrow and it would be gone. Besides, colors like that are often at most demi-permanent and lots of them are safe vegetable dyes. In that case even if they touched her scalp, she’s fine. Leave…

This is the best Dirt Bag in ages (as much for who’s in it as for who isn’t). Thanks, Joannie.

That is Joan Summers of Jezebel’s words/editorialization, not Kathy Griffin’s.

“unique tradition”?

As treatment for melanoma is considered medically necessary by the Federal Bureau of Prisons, as a taxpayer I commend her fashion sense.

Adidas: Tell us about your workout routine

I’m not going to lie, I’m going to watch all of these most likely in Christmas pj’s and drinking hot chocolate #itiswhatitis

I think a quick glance at the False Equivalence wikipedia page oughta do it.

U,S, eh?

This man reminds me of my late mother-in-law soooooo much. My mil was a woman of style who LOVED fashion and being fashionable. And she wasn’t about to let the fact that she lived in a rural, podunk, backwoods stop her from dressing fabulously EVERYTIME she left her house. Going to buy groceries at Wal-Mart? She…