Fun story. My brother isn’t quite as wealthy as TPain but still didn’t lift a finger when I was in $50k of medical debt. I took care of it not through the generosity of a family member but through the folly of man. I called the hospital billing office to get on a payment plan and the customer service dude I spoke to…

If Hershey’s just gave the chocolate a living wage, the kisses wouldn’t need tips.

Why does every post on this blog end up an argument over tips?

Hersheys is garbage chocolate and anyone who uses it in baked goods deserves broken tips.

but I’d like you all to know that someone gave Betsey Johnson a guinea pig as a gift,

Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

I feel the same way! I do not know who he is but I am now following him on Instagram. Merry Christmas to me. 

I was previously unfamiliar with him but now I’m interested!

Ahem, it’s Ann (no “e”). We Annes take offense at being lumped in with that fucker.

Dude. Adam West was the best Batman. Have you never heard of the Batusi?

The right text to send is the honest one: “Hey, I have the kids this weekend and want to spend time with them. Do you mind if I bring them, or would they be out of place?”

Who takes a 4 and a 2 year old on an evening outing?

As a mom of 3 young kids I get adult only get togethers. Sometimes invites don’t make it implicit that kids aren’t invited and I do get clarification. Just because there is booze at a party doesn’t mean it isn’t kid friendly.

The success of Ed Sheeran will forever remain a mystery to me.

Whatevs. Peanut buster parfaits are still my jam.  

But the term is “domestic violence”, not “domestic” “violence”. Words, like letters, often take different meanings when combined in specific ways.

Oof, I don’t know.  I mean, Jane is a bad writer, and I’m not sure I’m up for a whole season of the plot of her first novel.

And don’t forget that this was outbreak was helped by the Trump administration removing Obama-era regulations on testing farm water runoff.

Regulation: it’s a good thing.

Fuck this guy and fuck anyone that wants to retrieve his body. I’ve been fortunate to work with a variety of indigenous communities (in strictly non-religious contexts, and sometimes in direct opposition to the local religious nutjobs) and don’t feel a shred of sympathy for anyone that supported this selfish,…

Here is a thing I wrote yesterday about this very article: