You may only escort yourself out if you do a Kate McKinnon RBG dance .

I bet that still Gins-burns.

I have never been more attracted to Zac Efron in my life.

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

I watched the original on Christmas Eve last year and I loved it.  Don’t get me wrong, it was terrible, but in the best way.  It was very, very well acted, just hokey as hell.  My friend and I spent the entire film yelling out what trope we thought was coming up next and about 97% of the time we were right and it was…

His timing was terrible, though. I do think our culture really needs to recokon with this whole “a person who has no idea who I am and isn’t a close friend/family member IS SO IMPORTNT TO MEEEE” thing. Celebrity worship is a problem.

I don’t think Hammer is wrong, though. Some of it does seem like shameless self-promotion whenever someone else famous dies.

Wait, are we renting the village or are we buying the village?  Because I have some 401ks I can cash in and I’ll probably get pretty close to that price and if I got my own village in Spain where I had okay wireless coverage and never had to see another human, I’d do it.

They are called balaclavas, and funny enough the term originates from the Crimean War (the 1850s one). Handmade masks were sent over to the British troops to help protect them from the bitter cold weather in the harbor of Balaklava, near the site of Charge of Light Brigade fame. I don’t know where the fact the name…

Carly Pearce’s gown is hardly an empire waist. But despite your protest, I say, by all means, bring back the empire waist. It’s very flattering for any woman who doesn’t have a teeny tiny waist, but most importantly, it’s perfect for singers who can’t belt it out while girdled in!

To be honest since Viola was two days into a cleanse it was probably less a run-in with her niece and more her niece called to say she will be running late or something small like that and Viola’s hunger made her irrationally angry.

I have also been reading it as if she is a bad Bahstin bhabie who pahked her cah at Hahvahd yahd, and now I want to know whether she is a baby or a Barbie.

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…

I wish The Muppet Show was still on, she would make an excellent host.

These people triage. They wouldn’t be pushing a car out of a garage if they could be saving someone’s life instead.

Glad to see she’s following Louise Linton’s Guide to How To Dress To Seem Low-Key Villainous And Hopelessly Out of Touch

After watching most of the new Sabrina series I can say without a doubt that she is signing her name in the dark lord’s book. 

“ But what if it’s her giant diary where she writes all of her thoughts at the end of the day? “

“one looming question is whether he’ll dial back his loud and proud advocacy on issues like the importance of environmental protection and also the absolute superiority of traditional architecture”

There is nothing wrong with being a Luddite!