Mmm. But then again, we’ve had 13 Prime Ministers since 1939 and none of them apologized.

Why are we letting this administration do these things like they’re normal? I don’t necessarily mean us little people, at least in this situation. The rest of the reporters in that room? Their network bosses? Unions? Someone to take immediate and direct action?

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

Mocking Oprah’s favorite things is one of the best holiday traditions, but I always secretly want everything on the list. Eating a key lime bundt cake while snuggled up in one of those squishy blankets sounds pretty fantastic right now.

Unlike two years ago, I’m not freaking out (thank you, xanax!) In fact, I’m giggling at this...

oh man, I have been hankering for self-care all day and nothing says self-care like baking an unnecessarily elaborate cake. (Ask me about the elaborate meal I cooked for dinner on Election Night 2016. It did not turn out.) TO THE STAND MIXER!!!

Let me help you catch up!

True. Maybe if no one with a large public reach talks about voting and there are no reminders or positive examples of it, everyone will just happen to intuit that it is THAT important and will know what dates early voting happens in which states and when and how you register and just remember to do it on the day it…

OMG Tweet Beat! How I’ve missed you! Give us this day every two and a half years. Or more often if possible. I miss my Cher and Yoko tweets- I refuse to log into Twitter myself, so I need you all as my guide.

Yes.

You take that back right now. Peanut M&Ms give me life.

Chances are, she’s already on the way out. Cheerleaders are disposable.

I can’t wait to see all the videos of offended fans burning their erections and/or vowing never to look at cheerleaders again. 

The accounting office thought it would be fun to go as a group. We even got our manager in on the act.

Seatbelts, everybody!

Butterz as Capn’ Hook

Beetlejuice and Lydia

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

Squirrel Hill in Pittsburgh is literally Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. His house stands three blocks from the synagogue where today’s shooting took place and that little diorama of his community represented the community where this occurred.

Now I’m imagining chickens and cows having an S&M party, drawn by Gary Larson.

lol.