Guys seriously, can we just for ONCE, give props to Taylor when she does something right? You don’t have to crown her Queen of Jezebel, but legit, this was a good thing she did. Today I’m thinking of all her LBGT fans who must be feeling real fucking awesome about their fave sticking up for them politically in this…

I don’t recognize myself at all in Knightley’s birth experience. I also didn’t look like the cover below three months after giving birth. That’s the september issue of Elle, Knightley’s daughter was born in may. 

Maybe she didn’t vomit, piss, and shit. I didn’t. Everyone’s birthing story is different. When I was checking out of the hospital I saw women I’d seen the day before, when we were all still pregnant, some looked like they had been through hell and back while others looked like they picked flowers. Two women came up to…

I found her post birth walks to the car inspiring because she’s not perfect. Sure she’s been blown out and made up. But she didn’t conceal her post baby body. There was no illusion there that she was able to put her size two jeans back on.

Keira is a world renowned movie star if she feels there are people out there over the age of twelve who still think giving birth is a walk in the park she can feel free to leave the hospital and let the paps snap her looking any way she pleases.

Except it was only partially shredded. Whoever bought it will now be able to sell it for 10x what they bought it for.

*Iron Chef Chairman mode*

If memory serves me correctly, Venmo has an option where you can announce your payments on social media. Definitely do that, and make sure you mention the reason.

“Poppy just sent Thrifty Misty $3.87 for her share of a round of pumpkin spice lattes from Know-Nothing Nancy’s Cavorty Forty…

I’ll never forget it. 2007 in health class we were watching a documentary about sexual assault and some asshole bully started making fun of how gross it was and how the girl was ‘too ugly to rape’ and my cool stoner dude neighbor stood up and told him to shut the fuck up in the middle of class. Just wanted to share…

This is creepy. Can we not promote aggressive long-range paparazzi photos of infants and respect families’ wishes to allow their children private lives until they consent to being public figures?

Edit: and if anyone tries the old “they’re celebrities, they signed up for this” excuse you’ll be dismissed into the pits…

Fuck the privacy of any elected official. If my boss can call me on my cell after hours to tell me to get these TPS reports in, I should be able to call whoever the fuck elected official! YO! THESE FUCKING STREET LIGHTS ARE OUT WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!

Lindsey Graham, Orrin Hatch, and Mike Lee can eat shit.

If it’s any consolation “boofing” is one of the very few terms that’s less-filthy in Australia. It simply means to have enthusiastic sex with.

Wooooooowwwww. Fuck. You.

Did you ever consider that maybe she is a “total train wreck” because of trauma she has suffered? She also is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse by her father starting at age 6. Not sure if you know that. As a fellow CSA survivor (mine started at about age 4) I take issue with the fact that because someone has…

I think he’ll be ok.

This should shock nobody who’s been paying attention

LOL who hurt you

Anyone with a smidgen less entitlement would have withdrawn their name by now. This guys a fucking sociopath. A raging drunk sociopath. 

Snooki’s kid looks cute. I’d rather see a somewhat “disheveled” kid that actually looks, you know, like a kid, than an overly-preened mini adult who isn’t allowed to tear around and play lest her updo get ruined.

I’m fine with people using “vagina” as shorthand most of the time. Unless going into important details or in clinical or scientific speak. I personally don’t think it’s too problematic.