Maybe it’s because I’m the mom of a teenager (Duckling turns 18 at the end of this month), but if she wanted to date somebody older than ME, we would all have words.  Short ones.  Mostly with four letters.

Have you read the other posts about James and/or the carpool karaoke garbage? It’s like we get it, James isn’t popular among the too cool for school staff. You can turn off the hate faucet now. He’s not doing any harm.

Counterpoint: this is hilarious and more comedians should take the piss out of that bloated cinematic carcass

Sam Smith is annoying AF and I would be perfectly happy if he never made another song again. But going after someone for saying they dare not like something is absurd. If he said “Michael Jackson had no influence on modern music” then obviously that statement should be torn to shreds.

But he isn’t denying his impact- simply saying he doesn’t care for a lot of his music. You can absolutely think someone is talented and impactful without personally enjoying their art. 

All this because he offhandedly said he didn’t like someone else’s music? Okay. 

Yorkshire pudding is the best popover. No one denies this!

I can’t help but think Kris Jenner is disappointed to be left out of Kanye’s gross shout-out.

“Hindsight and All the Things I Can’t See In Front of Me” sounds like the title of a short story the most obnoxious doofus in every freshman year creative writing class writes and thinks he’s super smart and interesting for.

I’m trained to administer Narcan and we can only get the vials and needles in my area — the nasal spray is cost prohibitive here and they can’t get as much to give away for free. Not saying that’s the case here as he probably had enough money to carry the spray on him or give doses to those around her perchance it is…

I’ve never sprung for an entire grocery order, but I like to buy a grocery store gift card and leave it with the cashier to give to the next person in line. One cashier really gets into it and waits until she spots someone she thinks could use a happy little surprise, or looks like they need the help, or whatever. She…

True story: a few years ago, my wife and I took JujyJr to Hershey Park with another family. We were playing mini golf back at our hotel and I lovingly chided her for not putting down her (yes) chocolate martini during the game. Next hole, she scored a hole in one with one hand while holding her oversized novelty…

’ I told him to his face, ‘Your jeans too tight and your accent funny.’ I didn’t have no [filter.] I was straight outta Memphis.”

First of all, everyone pees in the shower.

every time I read her name I think of the dolphin from BoJack Horseman:

My condolences! :)

Me waiting for someone I care about to appear in this dirtbag:

This ended about the way you’d think it would.

She did a good job following that laser pointer.

She’s still complicit.