Huff Post has been on fire with their headlines this year, and today’s is definitely a winner:

Prince Harry is actually the result of Diana having an affair with Arthur Weasley.

The owl guy is obviously a wizard, right? I mean Harry Potter is definitely a non-fiction book :)

My mom is in her 80's, born bred and lives in the deep south, church-going. She voted for Obama twice and then Hillary.

I can’t help seeing this while reading about the Alabama churchgoers supporting Roy Moore...

It is wonderful, but Moore’s tweets still make me boil with rage.

This week’s column actually solves itself.

Did you watch the entire thing? She did mention what she would do if elected. Honestly, I like the cheeky approach. It’s funny and effective.

PHENOMENAL WORK. really, really great stuff. fantastic. #DANA2018

This is going to be tone-policed to death, but damn if it ain’t fucking awesome.

Those pies are so gorgeous I would feel bad eating one. For a second. Then I’d grab it and flee out the back door to my secret pie shed where I’d put my whole face in it and feast. Mmmm. Pie.

I’M JUST HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT I HAVE FLOORS SEATS TO SEE HIM NEXT SUMMER AND HE’S PROBABLY GONNA SEE ME AND MAKE OUT WITH ME

If Shania has influenced Harry’s gorgeous suits, I hereby pledge my loyalty to Queen Shania for all time.

Some people vehemently disliked her, but I enjoyed Ann Curry. Her voice tended toward a low register, and that was soothing (especially compared to Matt’s sometimes-nasally chatter, and another chirpy host whose name I cannot be bothered to recall).

They hang out sometimes. Like yesterday:

I wouldn’t even trade our last PM, who was worse than a dessicated hedgehog in most ways, for Trump. Sorry dudes.

No

Really, isn’t Kate all of us in this humdrum world: but a woman with a simple dream. I believe it was Jane Austen who noted that it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single woman in possession of a deputy editorship must be in want of an erotic carp calendar for which she may suggestively pose for fun and…

I truly appreciate and respect how committed you are to this bit, Kate.

Always awesome to explain to my editor walking by my computer that I am spending my lunch hour on a trash website and not looking at porn. Keep doing you Jezebel.