Cant believe prince harry is marrying an eighty year old british detective lady … ohhh miss Markle, never mind.

The coat she’s wearing is from a Canadian fashion line, and their website has already crashed. Love it!

Meh, daughter is just being a teenage girl.

High Five my friend. My daughter looks like this when we are walking in from the car with no one in sight to see us, never mind in an airport surrounded by people taking your picture which will ultimately be put on a blog and analyzed for all to see.

I have a teenager, and I can tell you that you don’t have to be Mommy Dearest to have your kid sullenly trailing behind you.

I don’t know who she is, but her concave stomach is hard to look at.

I absolutely deplore glass tables and other furniture.. Not sure why.

There’s an art to the gift that can be regifted. It must be generic enough that the (second) giver could regive it to pretty much anyone, but not so plain that it’s clearly been regifted. Wine, for example, won’t do. Neither will food. It cannot be handmaid and cannot really have any sentimental value.

My mom’s new husband is a mid-30's surfer (she is a sprightly 64.) Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Cheers!

My mom’s new husband is my dad’s little brother. (No lie)

Is there a list for UncleDaddy gifts? Besides lots of wine and therapy for me?

He’s one for lengthy facebook rants about Islam and refugees (he’s a real peach) so I got him a selection of books on Islam, all written by women, with an accompanying facebook message informing him that I’d be delighted to engage with him once he’s educated himself.

I love Rashida. I bet Pixar was overwhelmed with relief when they started reading, but then she hit them with that last sentence like:

hey friend. quick reminder that submissions for stories that will haunt me for the rest of my days closed LAST MONTH so you can just suck that terror right back from out my head, thanks.

Because her weight is none of our fucking business.

Incorrect, the sleeves on Kelly Rowland’s dress are everything I’ve ever wanted and I will spend the rest of my life haunted by the desire to wear them.

Lea Michele is doing basic millennial pink with a spray-tan.

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

Let’s just give Elizabeth Heiskell Megyn Kelly’s timeslot. I would rather have an hour of her over Megyn Kelly anyday and she seems like the perfect segue to Hoda and Kathy Lee getting day drunk.

We were the Minutemen, so suck it.