Ok, and I’ll chart the colors she wears.

I just realized that Little Miss “Santa is a fucking racist too” has a nose like Beavis.

There. That’s more accurate.

Oh. For me, Pippa’s dress is just combo of everything I dislike in a formal gown. It has cap sleeves, an ugly skirt, and is just bland overall.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Classy, but that shit can definitely be topped. Easy.

That is championship shade.

This is the only known image to record the historic meeting between Elrond and Keith Richards.

• Megyn Kelly ended her first episode.

Goss? More like GROSS!

on my road trip this weekend i was listening to return of saturn and then just thinking about how sad i am about 2017 gwen.

Please don’t do that. Just because it’s not your choice or what you want, doesn’t mean it’s not valid for other people. There may be reasons to call this particular woman unambitious, but please don’t criticise women in general for choosing to be a stay at home mother.

I WAY prefer the term penisi for multiples. I shall try to work it into my conversations as soon as I can.

@ArielWray

I live in a large city, which means my child sees penis graffiti on a regular basis. He also is the proud owner and uncoordinated operator of an actual penis. I assume he will draw many penisi* in his lifetime. This is not a big deal 🙄.

Eh I think the scandal about her not mentioning Connor and Isabella is way overblown. They are both adults and haven’t lived with her since she and Tom split 16 years ago, and in her speech she was clearly talking about how her work often keeps her away from being at home with her kids. Plus, it’s no secret that…

She’s a horrible wife for kissing her friend?

So funny you put it that way because I watched him 20-odd years ago when he was on All My Children and I would have been around 13(ish) at the time and he was the absolute epitome of hot to me then!