I really hope he doesn’t get penalized for playing in the “steroid era”. Not that I think he will, but it’s the writers, so who knows?

There’s a school near where I grew up called the Scroggs Frogs.

Beat me to it. The Prius was and to an extent still is a technological marvel. I was so close to buying a 2010 model last year. I wanted it more for the tech than the fuel savings. The smug was just too strong.

Prius.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

And how did you instantly recognize that it was Hitler’s birthday, hmm?

The dreams of not going to a class the entire semester and then having to take a final never stop. I’m 15 years out and still get them regularly. It’s usually an English class. Since I have degrees in both computer science and mechanical engineering, I placed little value on the required English classes, that I often…

butterface? you’re both wrong, a creep, and an idiot.

Had me going until... butterface.

Path of least resistance.

He’s a black belt in Hulk Smash.

Fruit hanging so low it’s buried underground.

I have some context: The NFL is trash and so are its fans.

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

No respect from Eagle fans, don’t they know the red jersey means no contact?

And yet, he had no issue taking a complimentary car from a place calling itself Kunes.

Any car with a clutch.