OH relax, it's funny. Aren't you glad the cast of Harry Potter didn't turn out like Justin Bieber?

that wasn't even remotely funny.

I kind have a bit of a man crush on him now.

I've always assumed that anyone who likes shaved crotches is a pedophile. And juding by how women in their 20s swoon over Justin Bieber and Taylor Lautner... I'm probably right.

You seem to have that mic a bit too close to your mouth there, Sport. And such a firm... manly.... grip....

Why does everything sound like a fucked up sex act?

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