I made it clear to my husband that I’m not an organ donor. As a gay man... they won’t take my blood while I’m alive... They can kiss my ass if they think they’re getting my gizzard when I’m dead (and making a hundred grand or so, none of which my husband will get, to transplant it into someone else). Don’t like my…

meh. No historical movie ever actually tells a real story. And honestly, it’s literally impossible to tell the “real story” because so many different versions from people who claim to be there exist. I’m amazed with how many people actually believe that the Stonewall was a “drag bar” (drag queens weren’t really…

And the 1966 riot at the Black Cat in Los Angeles. New York was just the first time that the mainstream straight-owned news bothered to mention it. Even our history doesn’t belong to us.

this is not the first Stonewall movie, actually.

as inappropriate as it is, this is kind of what college students do... away from home for the first time they test their limits and get intentionally offensive for a bit.. then they calm down.

I haven't exactly cut my parents off but I HAVE cut my sister off and keep my parents at arm's length. One can only be told that they're a disappointment so many times. And it's not that I'm a disappointment because I'm unsuccessful in career or family or life... I love my job, get paid quite well, have a successful…

Those things are so fake that archaeologists will be digging those up in a thousand years wondering why she was buried with water balloons.

The best parts of the movie are where Kirk Cameron says that "Materialism at Christmas is all about Jesus because the first Christmas is when Jesus because material himself..." So while Jesus spent his time telling people to give away everything they owned and help the poor, what he REALLY meant was that "since I'm…

throwing a bachelorette party in a gay bar is about as rude as throwing a gay tea dance in the middle of Sunday Service. Gay bars exist for a reason and that reason is not to give straight women a place to get drunk and annoy the regulars.

So let's get to the important news, ESPN.... did Michael Sam shower with him?

hot.

how rotten of a parent do you have to be to do this to a child and then post the video so it follows her for life?

Not at tables at crowded restaurants, they won't.

Ok sorry, lady, but if you think opening a shit-filled baby diaper in a restaurant at your table is an OK thing to do, you DESERVE to be called "entitled" and thrown out of a restaurant. If you think it's ok to do something like that, maybe going out in public isn't really something you should be doing.

the funniest part is that you have to use your work email to use it... which means signing up for their spam list with your work email. Which is probably one of the first things on the "Do no do this" list in the company handbook. And really... can you imagine the kind of high school mentality you'd have to possess to…

Some people really need to have a cup of tea and relax.

Ok but the hair and breasts are nothing like that. If you're saying that any depiction of a woman with an exaggerated butt is automatically Sarah "Saartjie" Baartman, you're nuts. Personally I think they look about as much like her as they do Miss Wiggins.

if you're such a moron that you can't tell that's Cleopatra and a chorus of exaggerated mummies, you're actually too stupid to listen to Katy Perry. I didn't even know that was possible. so... yay for you?

so?

words have meanings. you can't just come up with a new meaning for a word.