jaspertandy
jaspertandy
jaspertandy

ha! what a fucking humble brag.

Hey, fuckass. I worked at GameStop. You want to know what us “wage slaves” did for our minimum wage?

Always love when people see something that they don’t understand, and immediately jump to the cheating conclusion.

I can, the controls were so awful that I just couldn’t stand the game. Geralt controlled like a drunk and I couldn’t get over it and gave up 10 hours in.

Couldn’t agree more. I double buy almost every game for Vita/PC. The Vita and the PC are like Yin and Yang.

It really can’t be emphasized how well the Vita handles so many indie games. I’ve double dipped on a number of them after playing on PC simply because it’s a more enjoyable experience on a handheld. Stuff like Fez, Spelunky, Swapper, etc. all just feel better on the small screen.

What did you say to me???

Oh goodness, this layout. 1/3 ads, 1/3 comments, 1/3 article. Kill it.

I’m still trying to fathom why a light hearted Street Fighter piece has spawned a pile-on about sexism/objectification. What the actual fuck? I’m getting tired of this type of crap.

We’ve created an entire generation of oversensitive babies and now poking fun of something is somehow “attacking” it.

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Please don’t say “my OCD” unless you’ve actually been diagnosed with OCD. Your preference for symmetry or having things that are otherwise satisfying to you aesthetically aren’t OCD; they’re a quirk at best.

Game gets delayed: People bitch and cry

That there are cameras in the office corridors that aren’t there for security, but rather to monitor the movements of Konami’s own employees.

Half Life 3 confir... wait what did I just read

At 2:22 in the video, there is an image of hands framing the shattering world in a triangle, as well as a triangle used to replace the letter “A” in “Iconoclasts.” Let’s break this down:

I would play the hell out of this on Game Boy Advance.

It is not easy.

Oh shit wtf