I think a wizard did it.

I remember thinking, about that American embassador girl with dreams of presidency: "would America elect a hot party girl who obviously doesn't speak English?" Then they forgot the 'hot girl' bit.

People with fallen arches, yellow bellies, carpetbaggers and lollygaggers.

Did someone mention attractive cousins?

I knew cinnamon chai latte. I worked with cinnamon chai latte. I fought alongside cinnamon chai latte …and you sir, are no cinnamon chai latte.

World ending stakes is ok, but not if they don't feel real. I never feel that anything unpredictable will happen outside of the formula of : beginning, setback, overcome that setback by the end.

He was his son in that shitty movie no one watched.

It's sauron, but so right…

*Warning, features hot, gratuitous old musician in shorts action.

I noticed similarities to a joke from last year. Needless to say, I was registering my barely contained rage online within minutes.

Cool.

Unacceptable!

That Las Vegas one where he's an alcoholic is good too.

Try to.

Although the coffin is still propped open today.

He is harder to spot now, he lost all the weight.

You've lied to me once, don't lie to me… aJenn.

I'd missed the first Shrek, and was dragged along to see Shrek 2 by an old girlfriend. I sat like Krusty watching 'Worker and Parasite.'

You never met a jenn in your life.

I've seen him at a booksigning. He's a solid looking dude. But he'd cower at the machete like everyone else.