That's also bad.

That's bad.

Tunisia? I barely even know her.

What's wrong with being sectarian? - Nigel

It isn't, but there's a nuclear power plant you can go around, where they don't let you wear synthetic fabric because it will dissolve on your skin. It does have pretty ladies though…

Turkmenistan: the -istan where you (probably) won't die.

Taiwan: 'Like a sane China'

You are taking me out of Mein Kampfert zone making these puns.

A burlap sack is my sex location.

It doesn't matter… (switches off clap-lamp with a sickeningly creepy clap) …in the dark…

That was no coincidence. What.cd was driving the bus.

This is the reverse of when faded european soccer guys head to the far east for one last paycheck.

Gumbercules?

Send in… the tanks….

I think all the surgery put a stop to that.

Echidnas man, echidnas.

I have my limits.

What, indeed, does freedom mean to you?

*every movie he's in.

Lion King Christmas: Pumbah Humbug.