Incidentally, my friend who lives in Japan said that the guy who voices Link is a TV celebrity, and apologises for all the annoying sounds he makes during the games.

I wasn't a fan of the, is it the light temple, because you have to go there as a kid, then schlep there in the boots, then do it again as an adult. I always wanted to just be sniper-arrowing those orange criminal women instead.

the game, right?

Also, a friend put it this way, we will have the Chinese to thank for Transformers 5 being a huge hit.

As someone who saw the maze runner in a shanghai theater, the girls behind me didn't stop talking about why it was a korean, not a chinese guy who was the main runner. Like every time he came on screen.

I read somewhere that the band refused to play it live after it became a hit. I guess that put a lot of pressure on their other song.

I could dance with you till the Courtney's come hole. No on second thought I could dance with the holes till the courtney comes hole.

We talkin' Jenna, or the whiskey? Because I'm not picky.

'Any colur, so long as it is grey' - Thomas MacLaren.

flaccid = disappoints your lover
overly flaccid = disappoints yourself.

For punishments during basketball training in High School, our coach made us do that one-on-none game. Weak.

I thought with flaccid, you either are or you aren't. Can you be overly flaccid?

Yeah, just hard to escape the gimmicks. I really miss some of the pubs around newcastle.

Hey, I lived in Newcastle for a while, but always heeded the advice of 'never eat somewhere that has to boast of a world record for its food' so I missed Rupalis.

Interesting fact: in Scottish Lowlands, a 'fudd' is an insult, leading to much mirth when the 'fudd' episode is on. P.S. It's an abbreviation of 'fundament.'

I don't have it in my country, so all I know about trader Joe's is that sketch kyle kinane does about it.

He only eats the breakfasts.

Yes. I can spot a fellow survivor in a crowded room. But they really didn't live a glamorous life in that show.

I remember in 'lucky Louie' their being struggling poor. But I watched lucky louie, and I struggled to forget seeing Louie's peen.

You don't make farts with salad. You don't make farts with salad.