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They rented it thinking it was a documentary about the letter F, but were so charmed by Will Ferrells shenanigans they watch it again.

Beef In-c*nter

He's sung all the notes. But is it possible to sing an 'H'?

The JAV club.

I remember the guy 'Jaz Man'? Being a colossally pompous ass in all his interviews. That's pretty much it.

Once you go walrus…. nobody ever goes walrus *bursts into blubbery tears*

I've been told that's how I sound when I sleep. I asked 'even the waves?' and was met by a long-suffering but loving nod.

Tossed him aside? Ive never heard it called that before.

Too soon dude…

Then I can dig it.

in my world, fox had to stand court martial for frog-related friendly fire deaths. They were all dismissed as understandable.

What I love about that is if you take too long to kill that guy, he just says it again and again. He has nothing but a smug pre-death retort.

Tapped out… I was there too man… I was there…

Another explosion at the old sperm storage facility eh? Ain't seen one of them since ought dickety three.

It made it to Australia. Whoo! soft power!

That must have hit the 'cardboard-style chewing gum' market hard too.

They used to make cards for everything. Did anyone else have 'desert storm' cards about the First Gulf War? The only one I remember is a before and after picture of a house which had been destroyed. The card was called "the power of the tomahawk," and every pack had that chemical tasting gum inside…

Colon 1, doctors 0. That's my score.

Yep, I saw it at a theater where the seats vibrated, and it made me nauseous (I'm a pilot by the way).

Orpheus has the same dress sense, weird syntax and word choice, and sense of not-belonging, as my uncle, whom I have been calling far more often than a 31 year old man should.