Yes! I started watching The Soup when Greg Kinnear was the host.

You’ll love my dick! Bwahahahahahahahaha! Yeah, okay buddy.

Why in the hell are men winking at women in the office? It is a workplace, not a bar.

Yeah, I have gotten to the point where I don’t say a thing. I don’t care if people have a merry Christmas or happy holidays. I am turning into a curmudgeon in my old age. Hey you kids! Get off my lawn.

So I work from home and sometimes leave the TV on for background noise. I have been leaving the TV set to the USA Network and they are really pushing Megan Kelly, from having her on Talk Stoop to seeing commercials about her. They are really selling her hard.

Oh my god.

Jesus.

Squeeeeeee!

I was 6 and an older boy on the bus did that I felt so ashamed and dirty. It really fucked with my head. He was a friend of my brother’s. I told no one. Fuck that guy.

I was thinking about writing something similar.

We had several black widows in our backyard this year and I would not go out there. Hopefully they all died from the freeze we had last night. No, just no.

This show is bats.

Otto! There’s a Gremlin on the side of the bus! Cut to Otto sideswiping Hans Moleman driving in his Gremlin off the road where it promptly bursts into flame.

Good point.

I was told that at a bar once. I was sitting there, minding my own business when this dumb drunk guy came up to me and said, You’re out drinking while your kids are at home? I said, I don’t have any kids, I have two cats. He wandered away. Asshole.

But, but Hillary doesn’t inspire me! Her emails! Her Wall Street speeches! I am just not inspired! I have no compassion for those who did not vote for her. NONE AT ALL. When you vote you are not electing a best friend or cool person to hang out with, you are voting for a person who will FIGHT for your interests. I…

The thing is, with these massive trucks, they as clean as the day they rolled off the assembly line. They drive around the suburbs and rev their engines. Usually alone.

Hahahahahahaha. Gasp. Hahahahahahaha

Maybe he is one of those people who is always cold. I used to be. Now, thanks to menopause, I am always hot.

I hope they don’t come to Denver. It is ridiculously expensive and crowded as it is.