My mother-in-law watches this guy and probably gives money to him too. She’s an idiot.

Us too.

I can’t believe I haven’t been following you on Twitter!

Wait, is that an actual passage from the book? Good lord.

I love that crazy demon horse.

The best Colbert Report segment was on the DIA:

My brother was a big white supremacist, complete with a Nazi flag in his house, back in the day. He is a moron and the rest of the family ignores him.

Yes! That CBS sound would freak me out too when I was young.

I can’t believe enough people of this country voted for this motherfucking asshole. What the hell is the matter with you?

Trump has to be in court Aug. 14 for the emoluments lawsuit. Blumenthal is the lead plaintiff. That’s why there is a twitter storm coming from that orange asshole.

God, I hate people.

My Maine Coon does that. Non-stop.

I enjoy a plump kitty even though it is not good for them. :(

Me too! My favorite band of all time is New Order. Still.

That looks good!

Fun fact: I have never had gin and I am in my 50s.

My husband and I went rock climbing today and ran into a mountain lion. Nothing like being in a life or death situation to get the blood pumping!

She looks like a praying mantis.

As a Catholic from childhood, I believe the Catholic Church is a criminal organization.

My dad died 19 years ago. I miss him. What I wouldn’t give for him to call me and yell at me. A “What the hell’s the matter with you?!” would make my day. And I am not even kidding.