Yes, I have several from 1937. I can’t think of anything racist offhand. I will have to go back through them to see.

The Dana Girls are pretty good too.

I love Nancy Drew! I wanted to be her when I grew up! Fun fact: Mildred Benson, the woman who wrote the first Nancy Drew books, was a reporter at the Toledo Blade, where I used to live.

Yes! I wish I would have bought Apple cheap back in the day.

The experience of the big empty West is one of the reasons I moved to Denver. I am never more than a couple hours drive from nothing. Empty, vast nothing.

Or, ‘Mama had a day,’ while pouring a giant glass of bourbon.

I love Avon’s Anew Ultimate SPF 25 cream. I buy four a time from my sister who has a 40% off Avon connection. That is the only thing I like from them anymore. They used to carry this cuticle cream that worked literal miracles. MIRACLES! And they discontinued it so fuck them. But don’t get rid of my Anew cream. Please.

One of my cats looks like a bunny. I call him bunny kitty. That is all.

I have never been there but I was staying at a hotel that catered to foreign travelers and a guy from Ireland tried to pick me up at the bar. His girlfriend was sitting on his other side.

Me too. She looked like she finally had had enough and was just over everything, especially Don. Taking all of his furniture inadvertently was pretty great; she didn't even call and let him know, she just left. Ha! I was waiting for Don to come home to an empty apartment and the show did not let me down.

Purpose or Basis because my skin is as dry as the desert. And because my dermatologist yelled at me for using regular soap.

I took my VW Fox in for service (this was 1988) and everything seemed go okay. A week later I receive a notice from VW saying 'Rest assured, your new stick shift is covered by our warranty!' Er, what stick shift? A broken stick shift is not why I took the car in and how does one break a stick shift? Apparently it was…

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I have been with my husband for 21 years and we have been married for 13 years. Marriage and relationships are hard work. The name of the game is compromise.

I had a Shar Pei. He was a great dog!

My dad told me I could be anything I wanted to be growing up. When I was in my early 20s he asked me when I was going to get married, have babies, and stay home to raise them. WTF? I guess he meant I could be the mom we didn’t have because both of my parents worked full time.

I am the only woman on my team of eight people. My boss talks over me constantly but doesn’t do that to anyone else. I have been here longer than everyone except him and one other man so it is not a question of seniority.

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I always thought that a website with photos and information of the anti choice wackos would be a good idea. Those people are crazy.