As a child my sister used to get out of doing stuff by saying, I can't. My hair hurts." It was her go-to excuse.

I told one of my English professors I hadn't been in class for two weeks because I had a nervous breakdown. It was partly true; I was going through some emotional shit. She was very sympathetic and didn't count my absences against me. So I guess it wasn't a bullshit excuse. I hated college.

I like owls. Team Owl!

In the drive thru at a busy bank. Lunatic. I hated that job.

Pretty much! The cat would just sit there, too big for the car, looking around, waiting to wreak havoc. Meanwhile what do I do? Send out a dog bone?

I worked at a bank once and some dumb ass would come through the drive through with his pet mountain lion in the backseat. I am sure it ended poorly for that man.

A couple of years back I wanted to go to Coachella to see New Order as I had not seen them play since the late '80s. Alas I didn't. The event seemed like a place for rich kids to hang out and now even more so. Same with Burning Man. I can wander around the desert myself without fringe, thank you.

I had a friend like that. She was super insecure and would go after all of my boyfriends. We aren't friends anymore but she married a man who looks nearly identical to my husband and their names are similar except for a couple of letters. WTF?

My mother-in-law hates her son, my husband. Absolutely hates him. She was an enabler who allowed the dad to beat on the kids (including my husband) throughout their childhood. When my husband was old enough to fight back, he told his dad to leave and never come back. The dad didn't and his mother never forgave for…

I love my ring. It is not big but I don't care. People looked at it and were like, "Huh. Nice." I used to say, "I am not getting married for the jewelry." People suck.

I had to drive myself to the hospital over a cat who was sick. I was pumped full of drugs and left on a gurney in the hall along with a bunch of other crazy people on gurneys. That was a really dark time in my life. I was in my late 30s.

I would move to Detroit in heartbeat. I love Detroit! But there are no jobs there for my husband.

Kim looks absolutely ridiculous.

I always thought a good plot would be about how a crazy stalker gets stalked himself by someone crazier than him.

What a gross weirdo. Oh well. There is a lid for every pot.

That was a great read! She needs a movie made about her.

Wow. I have never seen that before.

OMG!

My favorite episode was when they found drugs in the house and they grounded both Eric, Hyde, and Laurie have a curfew and their friends keep sneaking into the house. Red Sees Red, Season 3, Episode 2.

Yes! I was just going to post that! That was a great episode!