jasperette
jasperette
jasperette

My mom says this all of the time. She hates meat. She hates vegetables. She eats fruit and waffles and wonders why her blood sugar is always spiking and she is tired. She is like a 5 year old.

We had a milk man and an egg man and I was born in 1965. The egg man was a weirdo.

Thanks a lot. Now I want Girl Scout cookies.

YES! Clairol Shimmer Lights is the bomb! It takes out the brassiness from my dark brown-now- dyed-blonde hair. I use it every other shampoo and leave it in for three minutes.

I have been engaged three times, married once. I attract the type of guy who says he wants to marry me on the first date. My husband was one of those guys. We dated for eight years and then eloped so it wasn't a whirlwind or anything.

He has a face made for punching.

I received a creepy message on my LinkedIn of all places. It is supposed to be a professional space but Jesus. It told me how my profile is resplendent (?!) Just ick.

Every time I see the trailer for this movie I keep waiting for Jamie Dornan to strangle Dakota Johnson. I can't separate him from the serial killer he plays in The Fall.

I read Outlander because I was looking for something to read and came across a list of the Top 100 Romances of all time, or something like that, and it was number one.

Yes! The Black Dagger Brotherhood for sure. And Bet Me, which is my favorite JC book. Beautiful Bastard would make a nice movie as wood the Immortals After Dark series.

My husband too. He was the product of a racist asshole of a father. He is now a socialist and more liberal than me. What really got him was reading "Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee." After that it was over. The white patriarchy lost him forever.

Team Owl all the way!

Me too! I watched Talking Dead last season and the actress who plays Sasha was pregnant in real life. I wonder if they are going to write that into the show?

I was sad. Who is going got take care of Judith like Beth did at the prison?

My sister attended this crap! She tried to get me to join and I met several people she attended with and they were all nuts. This sister is the person who told my mom that she had better watch me because I was going to join a cult in college. Yeah, she's an idiot.

Yes, you will be become stiflingly hot during menopause and then it tapers off as you slip into old age. I used to be always cold and now I have a fan on all of the time because I am always so hot.

We dated for eight years and then eloped; we have been together for a total of 20.5 years. Nothing changed for us in the negative. I like being married. He is my family now and it is nice. We don't have kids so I don't know if that would have changed things.

Love her! Way to go Serena!

You are extremely lucky. I was born to parents who had no business being parents and they had nine kids. God damn assholes. My parents were of the silent generation and I was a generation x'er so my mother was two generations removed from me. She acted, and still acts, like my sisters and I were whores for wearing

My mother was the same way but she didn't want me to wear any makeup at all, ever. I am now 50 and I recently sent her a photo of me and the first thing she said was "Red lipstick?" I nearly hung up on her. I can wear what I want, thankyouverymuch and I look great in red lipstick.