I was in a gym locker room once and these two women were talking about hair color and one woman said she once dyed strands of her hair pink. It went horribly wrong and she ended up nearly bald and had to wear a wig for months and months. I had to go into the bathroom stall because I was laughing so hard.

I didn't join a sorority in college and graduated unaffiliated. My boyfriend at the time was still in college and joined a fraternity for some reason. I met some of the sorority girls his frat hung out with and I really liked them. They were very nice and funny and we hung out with them all of the time. I even liked…

I;m Team Cat but I can appreciate a patient and nice doggy.

I like how the cat first kneaded the dog to make him soft.

I feel bad that someone had to wash the paint off of the cat. Have you ever given a cat a bath? Ugh.

I love Out of Sight! I didn't know they hated each other. They had great chemistry on-screen.

She is just lovely.

Me too! I like to rile up the loons by telling them they are anti-Christian and unpatriotic. Fun times!

An ex-boyfriend told me I reminded him of Catherine Keener, which I thought was very nice.

She is awesome!

Thank you.

The entire thing is gold!

I am so sorry :( My husband had a truly fucked up childhood: alcoholic and violent father and an enabling mother. He finally had to kick his father out of the house when he was 16 for good by threatening his dad and his mother never forgave him for it. After we moved he found a really great therapist who helped him…

I know my husband's passwords and he knows mine. It is not a big deal. I can barely remember my own passwords much less remember his though. I have looked at his email before usually for mundane reasons such as once we were waiting on hearing about a job he applied to and he gets really busy at work and I was…

This resonated in me because I am in a similar guilt trip situation. 20 years ago I moved across the country at 29 and my dad told me I "broke his heart." WTF? He didn't say two words to me the entire time I was growing up (I have 5 bros and 2 sis so it is not like he was all alone and he had my mom) and then to lay…

Me too!

I had sex with a guy like that, multiple times. After the first several instances I stopped looking at him when he came and it worked out pretty well!

I know! It makes me want to go back to church.

Without women the Catholic church would cease to exist.

It's Jason Bateman's birthday today!