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Jasper McFiddle
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"Here, Snow White. Eat this apple. Bippity Bop!" — Bill Cosby

That website is just like those musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

Oh, right. Them.

Never tell Disney the odds!

You are a somebody, now please zip up your pants.

So many answers to your questions, and all of them are "yes."

And in pog form!

I would even argue that movie turned out great.

Ugh.

Is this Trump trolling the A.V. Club?

The mere fact you call making love "Yes, Pop-Pop. Three times now" tells me you're not ready.

"Don't we?" — Hollywood Exec.

"Star Trek: TBA."

But Xanderpuss only needs about 5 minutes, amiright?

"Yeah, what's next? A ham wanting to marry a dolphin?" — Trolls on the Internet

*sees the A.V. Club staring in my direction* It wasn't me!

"I got a Community notification for this?" — Obama

Just go back on Monday and act like it didn't happen.

Crap.

The first two seasons are streaming on Amazon Prime. Perhaps they could save the show.