What if Courtney shot Mr. Burns? Now there is a documentary I'd be willing to watch.

I'm still waiting for the gritty reimagining of HBO's "Oz."

It's gold,@disqus_8pASCy43Wp:disqus. GOLD!

Can this also star Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig? Because I would watch that.

You didn't get it on LaserDisc? Rookie mistake.

The bad spelling and Illuminati conspiracy nuts in that comment section is also frightening.

Go see a Star War.

"A fresh look at the Star Wars prequels with radical new theories" still won't make the movies any better.

"He's right! It's the same thing with the feminists. You know, they want
everything to be equal… everything! But when the check comes, where
are they?" — George Costanza

#6BudLightLimesAndAHangover

The day Dylan released "Love and Theft"?

So, does this mean Zima will be making a comeback?

At least Mr. Pibb didn't have the audacity to call itself a doctor. I'm looking at you, Mr. Pepper!

I think this time, we are all demanding a cameo from ALF.

Lena Dunham will be the love interest. http://theweek.com/speedrea…

So, this isn't a "Battle Royale"-type fight to the death starring celebrities from the 1970s?

That's what the manager tells me.

Um….yeah.

Because I like to yell at the employees?

Oddly, that's exactly what I do whenever I walk into a Taco Bell.