If I can skip them right away, I don't really care. It's $7 a month.

*insert Seinfeld bass track*

I feel the same way about sporks.

*ahem* WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! I PAY $7 A MONTH AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH A CRUMMY HOUSE AD! WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!

That joke is a Diamond in the rough.

*wild guitar solo*

So, will Don's creation of the haunting Stella D'oro Breakfast Treat commercial be on the deleted scenes?

Downvotes — by any means necessary!

Just so we are all on the same page, this is about tomatoes and salads, right?

I'm pissed about the "he hates tomatoes" thing. So, what did he say about women now?

To be fair, each season had 40 episodes.

Part of me is just happy knowing Donkeylips is still out there, doing whatever the hell it is that Donkeylips does.

There's a movie about Wall-E called "Short Circuit 2."

*George Costanza glare* If that helps you…

Theorize all you want, but at the end of the day those prequels were just bad movies.

What language is this? That hip Twitter-speak?

To be fair, you are always thinking about Indira Gandhi.

You're thinking of Adele Dazeem.

I like their early stuff better, before you heard of them.

Too witty of a title for a Sandler project.