But…but sir, you forgot to pay your bill….

Hopefully by then Showtime will have a stand alone streaming service.

Abed's Nic Cage was eerily spot on.

Despite his appearance, he was not one of them flying pigs, I can assure you that.

"Is there an Elvis angle?" — Hollywood

Yeah, but would she ask Tom Petty a question like that?

Make the check for less than $10, we don't want to spoil the little brat.

That's probably a good thing.

Head to the dump where all CDs are now residing, find a copy of the original soundtrack from 1996 and put a new jacket in the jewel case for the remake?

*pulls down pants of @kingofmadcows:disqus in front of everyone* Dark and gritty enough for ya? *A.V. Club pelts Jasper with rotten fruit*

Both aint got nothing on "The Rockford Files."

"Screw it, let's make every movie a comic book movie," — Hollywood.

Well, one of them could be from accidentally watching "Junior."

His Ronald is truly the source of nightmares.

*Hulk Farts*

But what if a girl director gets her germs all over my dark and gritty superhero movies? What then?!!!

We didn't have cooties when Bush was president. *Holds up protest sign saying "Empeach Obummer!"*

Well, on the bright side, we will have that "Uncle Buck" show everyone seems excited about!

He also leaves on the notification to let you know when he's online, in case you wanna get to the bot-Tom of your problems.

Except when Tom is bugging you to be friends again.