Remarkably like my response. First I mock him by saying, "Memememememe," in his douchey little voice, then the anger takes over and I say something like, "Die motherfucker, arrrghhhhhh!" It's around that time that my wife gives me that worried look.

I'm surprised that I haven't seen more responses like yours. "Self-satisfied Chevy Beardo" (great name) is number one on my, "I'll never murder anyone, but if I did…." list. Every night before I go to sleep, I hope that I'll get to experience my favorite recurring dream: me hitting that guy in the face with a shovel.

Until their last couple of tours, this joke was 100% correct. But the last couple of concerts I saw had a shocking number of women. And not just dejected women who had been dragged to the show by their SOs. Lots of teens and early 20s couples, it was bizarre. There was even a 10 year old girl there with her parents…

…aaand you beat me to the punch.

He hasn't given two shits about Rand for more than three decades. Anyone who pays attention to his lyrics (which admittedly can be trying at times) knows that he's obviously not a "Fuck you, got mine," libertarian. For Christ's sake, he favors single-payer health care.

I'll have to agree to disagree. I was shocked at how good the effects were, I told everyone I recommended the movie to that there's no need to qualify the effects for this one. I can't recall a shot (I've seen it once on a screener on TV and once at the theater) that stood out as particularly fake or bad.

Shin had loads of CGI and very little man-in-a-suit.

And you might want to check out some of the rare but on point responses to it. Salon has a good one.

Innocent until proven guilty is a legal conceit. It has nothing to do with how private individuals choose to view an alleged criminal.

"What are you talking about Hannibal, I ain't going on no dance show, you're crazy!"

I don't know if it was a Holst piece, but I heard a side-by-side (so to speak) of the famous Jaws theme with an older work that was frighteningly close.

Not only did they fail to get the real actors, but at least in Willis' case, it was as if they intentionally found someone who sounded nothing like them. Bjork wouldn't have sounded any less like Bruce Willis.

My dad, an otherwise intelligent man, would laugh his ass off at those commercials. It took hundreds of viewings before it ran out of gas for him.

He's fought against the drug war and sodomy laws pretty much from the start. Also for women's choice and access to birth control. He should be held to account for his negatives, but he should also be recognized for being way ahead of his time on many issues.

It's not a landmine, it's a Claymore. Sheesh.

Do you know any sailors?

They are genuinely good guys. They've been active with charitable causes and there's one incident that might not be the most important of their giving, but shows what kind of people they are.

My wife finished it. The whole thing, forklift races and all.

The first Diablo was one of the first games I ever finished. And coincidentally, last night I platinummed (?) Diablo 3. That's the only platinum I've got on a non-Lego game. Digital crack.

That's hilarious.