This has to be one of the brutal TV shows I've ever watched.

"Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. failed to convert enthusiasm for the Avengers films into ratings; save for the stretches when it’s been engaged in call-and-response with the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s big-screen output, it’s also fallen short of creative triumph"

KINGS LANDING TIMES - SPECIAL EDITION
FOREIGN INVADERS DESTROY FOOD AND GOLD FOR YOU

Sansa: "So sister, did anything nice happen to you since we last met?"

Targaryen Air Support! Don't leave home without it!

Lady Tyrell: "………..oh. Do you have any more? This is seriously good shit."

Incoming bat-crap crazy theory:

Advantage: Cersei

Agreed, as much as Cersei twisted the knife ("Make sure the torches are lit, I don't want these two to miss anything"), Ellaria did kill her daughter.

Christ Bran, when you try to convince your sister about your superpowers, you could have said:

I loved that Ayra-HotPie scene. She attacks the pie and ale with gusto but there's no joy in her eyes. Only killing Cersei will satisfy her hunger. That and perhaps some chips to go with that pie, which had a shocking lack of meat in it.

Introducing Jodie Whittaker as:

My nomination for line of the episode:

Yeah, I'm not sure what the reviewer got from that.

"Mr Tarly, is it true that you once pulled off someone's skin and told them not to scream?"
"…….yes."

Hi Sam,

As epic as that closing act was ("Shall we begin?"), it was odd that NO ONE was already at DragonStone. I know that Stannis goes all in when committing to something, but still it was weird that an magnificent fortress like that was totally empty. No Stannis-minions left, not even a cleaner was there to welcome Dany.

WANTED: TRAINEE LIBRARY WORKERS

Same here. I was like "when is the Master showing up? …..OH SHIT!!!"

I've just blown through Season 1 in 2 days. Worth watching, even more so the wonderful Alison Brie (ok I admit it, I have a crush on her).