Remember: The Aperture science bring your toddler to work day is a perfect time to get him tested.

Good Old Games—the digital store for retro games—just announced a new service called GOG Galaxy. It's a DRM-free online service designed to offer auto-updating, cross-play, and an optional client for your PC games.

The things you mentioned—in particular the family-sharing, Internet check-in and game-borrowing or used-game restrictions—were not part of Microsoft's E3 briefing, so, in keeping with our normal focus for these annual promise-checking pieces, we excluded them. Andras alludes to those issues, but they were not part of…

10:00am – Tetris w/creator Alexey Pajitnov

I was at FanimeCon and I would like to donate this image to the lovely readers of Kotaku :D

Updated with a new top image, I'll have you know.

10/10 would calibrate.

Dat Mass (Effect Field)

"Amplitude and FreQuency were originally funded and published by Sony for the PlayStation 2. Since Sony owns these properties, sequels are exclusive to the PlayStation platforms (PS3, PS4 and potentially PS Vita), as is the case for all other Sony-owned properties that we know of."

....but...mom? *runs off crying*

can you tell me where you live and where you store your garbage can?

You know what's worse than dying in a game?

Good luck in your relation-ship, congratulations on tying the KNOT and oar you going to post more pictures for us to sea?

Yep, and facing the other way means it can literally be seen as anyone's Inquisitor. Even if you played as a male Shepard in Mass Effect, there was a good chance you used a custom face, so the default Shepard on the cover still wasn't something you could relate to.

What I like about this box art is that it doesn't seem to be overtly the male or female Inquisitor, much unlike recent BioWare boxart, which always highlights the generic male version of the protagonist (Shepard, Hawke).

Title: Game Over: How Nintendo Zapped an American Industry, Captured Your Dollars, and Enslaved Your Children

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. Premise is: dystopian future, people use an MMORPG for entertainment, school, and work. Lots and lots of video game and generally geek references. Also, just a fun read.

A similar tragedy occurred when an innocent naked woman was being photographed playing with her favorite model airplane.