Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

I love Kitchenette. And I have a thought. I think we should have posts where we food service workers can pose questions to customers who might be reading, or anyone I guess. For example, why do you find it rude to grab your own receipt (yes, please grab it so I don't have to walk over there again!) but you think it's…

Normally, that guy is full of shit...but in this case?

First, someone obviously underestimates the depths to which I can hate. My hate is beautiful and shining, and saved for some of the worst things a person could see.

I know a delightful jackass that once convinced his girlfriend that lobsters grew their tails back.

The bar for 2015 has been set ridiculously high. Bless you all.

Dude, you threw that gem away? That's so awesome. I'd wear it and just be like, "SAY SOMETHING!" to everyone that looks at it.

Top Gear USA DVD set.

This is a close approximation of the design of the hat.

I wish you had a picture of that hat. It could have launched a million car memes.

I may have told this tale before.

Is that in the press release? Is the Lambo PR department full of actual geniuses? I'm being totally serious.

Oh, now I'm going to have to go find some anxiety meds to take.

Um...not to go off topic, but this definitely does not look like what it's trying to portray... (at least to me...)

I think you already coined the product name in your first post.

I honestly haven't read a single comment that had zero problem with what the guy did. What is this weird moral superiority that grips people in the comments sections of websites? So much so you are feigning ignorance to make some sort of point.

I have a pretty sound reason for being okay with it. Our police could care less about drivers who drive like this, you don't have to be trying to set lap times to go 15-20+ over and weave through lanes. Well, 'could care less' is a strong way of putting it...they would rather sit at known 'hotspots' and bust dozens of…