My woman won't let me shave my beard, I actually look worse without a beard hahahaha

In Brazil, hanging next to the toilet they have a little hose used for cleaning your bum like the one next to your kitchen faucet for cleaning dishes. There is no drying feature so just a few squares of Tp does the trick. Times when you spend the day on the throne(beacuse of a bad meal or a bender) it makes a HUGE…

It's funny how no one even makes any comment about the fact that the base model iPhone 4S costs A Thousand FUCKING DOLLARS. Brazil is the most expensive place in the world to buy anything imported. Taxes on imported cars just went up to 56%, which is why a Honda accord here is a luxury car because it costs more than a…

I recently read that originally they wanted to call the Blackberry 'Strawberry' because of the resemblance of the keys on the phone with the fruit with its seeds on the outside - but somebody (a very smart person) said it a cell phone called 'Strawberry' would never sell.

In Portuguese, siri means "crab". This one I know because I speak Portuguese, but the rest of these I got from Google translator: in many other languages it means "Syria" or "Syrians", in Swahili it means "secret", in Slovenian it means "cheese", in Serbian it means "spread". The translator didn't come with "cock" in…

With all due respect to the passengers and their families, shouldn't Adrian get his facts straight?? Air France Flight 447 didn't leave from São Paulo it left from Rio de Janeiro.