"Controversial conservative commentator Sean Hannity died this morning following an accidental overdose of Cialis and Ex-Lax. Mr. Hannity propelled himself across the room with a powerful fart and his boner smashed through the window of his apartment, causing him to fall 20 floors to death while trailing a glistening…

Look, if this is in New Orleans and they're capping it at 250 lbs. of shrimp, they can't credibly claim they're going to give anybody their weight in shrimp.

I actually like everything about the Ewoks except for the fact that they are severely OP against the scout troopers. They're cute, they're funny, they give C-3PO one of his best scenes, their tree village is extremely cool, and it was badass when they smashed that AT-ST between two logs. I just think it gets…

So, would it be paranoid of me to think this whole thing was a pretty clear attempt by Fox to refocus the attention of some of its viewership who might finally have been starting to catch a whiff of the Trump bullshit? Report an existing Clinton conspiracy theory as fact, then retract it knowing the damage is already…

Most of that shit comes from his time on the Romney ticket in 2012. Romney was supposed to be the affable Reaganesque Republican with good instincts and folksy charm, while Ryan was supposed to be the the libertarian numbers guy who was going to wave his wonk-wand and make it all fiscally responsible. In reality, Ryan…

Honestly, McConnell should be thrown out of the country over not letting Merrick Garland come up for a vote. To just decide that you're going to put a Constitutional requirement on hold until you get a President you like is so fucking cowardly and pathetic. Even if they had just voted him down for some bullshit…

"I don't wanna leave no mysteries."

To be fair, Palin was sort of pushed onto McCain by a staff who should have vetted her much more extensively than they did, who saw her rising-conservative-star credentials and didn't bother to much sure she was sane and literate before bringing her on board. This is kind of hard to remember in our current era, but it…

Hell, he basically admitted to obstruction of justice on national television and they're still with him.

"leaving next to no cultural impact besides its unaccountable global popularity."

Yeah, it's not like I look to the AV Club to be my source of information, but I do like being able to talk about and not have it devolve into a bunch of illiterate whataboutisms.

I think the House passed the health care bill knowing it was a piece of shit, and knowing that the Senate would throw it in the trash, because they felt they badly needed the appearance of a policy win after a series of weeks where the GOP/Trump agenda seemed stalled out on every front. I don't think they expected…

Buzzfeed is weird. They actually do a fair amount of pretty solid journalism in between all the stupid shit.

The whole thing about Muslims being anti-gay is 100% about exposing liberal hypocrisy—their favorite drug—because many of them think that liberals are hypocrites for not hating either Muslims or gays.

I wonder how many people don't realize this is what it's actually about.

Nah, there is a huge contingent who straight up don't think they should be allowed in the country. If you point out that we have freedom of religion in this country, they will tell you that Islam is not a religion, but a political ideology (I thought we had freedom of political ideology too, but whatever). There's a…

Said this on here before, but he started from the premise that he didn't want to exercise, then worked backward from there to develop a worldview in which his indolence is actually a brilliant life hack by the world's healthiest man.

Dude is this shit real? I'm over here laughing my ass off.

I saw the Obama one a few years ago, and I think I remember wondering if he had recorded the speech specifically for the Disney attraction. Neat.

No, but I don't think it ever permeated people's lives and identities to the degree that it did once Fox News came on the scene.