I mean, that's the fucking crazy thing. Not only did he not come up with it, I doubt he even fully understands the metaphor. You know that son of a bitch has never primed a pump in his life.

I love it! Like, he's obviously interfering with his own investigation, but he's still probably going to get away with it as long as he just sticks to his transparently bullshit story about Comey mishandling the Clinton investigation. And he can't even do that!

I just moved to New Mexico a few months ago, so I'm not totally hip to the local politics yet. This is hilarious though.

It's good to get at shitty restaurants where they probably don't have a lot of top-notch salad dressings. If you're eating at the White House, just get the damn vinaigrette like everybody else.

Man, there is really something defective with this guy that goes beyond just being dumb and wrong about everything. All my other disagreements with him aside, I really think he's mentally and emotionally incapable of doing his job and I don't understand how anyone can pretend not to see it. Watching old footage of…

Hey, maybe that's where he heard it.

Isn't Jason Momoa at least a borderline A-lister? This just seems like something you'd have to go out of your way to fuck up.

Wow, that's pretty fucked up.

Oh, but he just said that to misdirect the liberals. They knew it all along, and now Comey's firing is the proof. And yes, Comey was fired for failing to prosecute Clinton no matter what the Justice Dept. memos said, and no, it's not important that this is just now happening even though the things he's being fired…

That's what kind of blows my mind. Even if the stated reasons for firing Comey are true—which, let's be honest, they're obviously not—how stupid would you have to be to act on them at this particular moment? Either Trump is hiding something, or he's too dumb to avoid looking like he's hiding something. Pretty bad…

It will be Rudy Giuliani.

You know good and damn well Trump didn't read those.

Based on comments I've seen on facebook, there are a good number of people who believe that locking her up is still on the agenda and the only reason it hasn't happened is the obstruction of Obama loyalists in government. Now that Comey is out, that investigation can finally continue and it's only a matter of time…

For a guy who lies all the goddamn time, Trump isn't very good at it.

Now the line on the right is that liberals are hypocrites for criticizing Comey's handling of the Clinton investigation, but now criticizing Trump for firing him.

Cruz is in his 40s?? Jesus, he looks like shit.

Ohhh, I was wondering why no one was acknowledging that Trump actually used the right word.

Has anyone pointed out that White House Counsel actually is Don McGahn's official title? Trump wasn't wrong, for once.

He actually tends to put quotes around things that are explicit lies. It's a weird tic, but pretty helpful once you realize he does it.

I think I'll stick with making urine from recycled beer.