Yeah, there's some horny chick in Kakariko village too. And some girl at one of the stables was making pervy comments toward Link.

I don't think this game will be very good. I like Mass Effect but by the end of the trilogy, I think its problems had come to overshadow its merits, and I'm not convinced that any of the appropriate lessons have been learned. I would have been interested to see a more personal, intimate story set in the Mass Effect…

I really agree with this. The problem isn't this one mistake, the problem is this pattern of constant unforced errors at every level by Trump and seemingly everyone around him. At one end you have stupid shit like this, at the other end you have Jeff Sessions going out of his way to lie under oath about something he…

Yeah, Skyrim is specifically what I thought about it in contrast to, where you just loot like crazy and then sit there hammering one button and getting like fifty things, most of which you then sell off.

Man, I've been meaning to say something about this. The construction dudes are probably the closest thing the Zelda series has had to straight-up openly gay characters, but ever since A Link to the Past, Zelda has had an above-average number of random characters who are sort of implied to be gay. It doesn't seem to me…

Aw man, is Tingle not in this? I was hoping I just hadn't found him yet. I saw that there was something called Tingel Island and I figured he might be there.

Oh, cool!

The only thing that is kind of weird about the sorting is that it inexplicably puts your gems and minerals in between your critters and monster parts (I also think flint and wood should be closer together). Other than that one minor inconvenience, it gives you a pretty intuitive sort.

You can do exactly that by pressing Y on the inventory screen to automatically sort your items. You can even sort in the middle of dealing with a merchant.

There's a dude in Zora's Domain you will trade you diamonds for a bundle of 10 luminous stones. Not sure if they have some other use on top of that.

Dark Souls, Hotline Miami, Undertale, The Witness, and Fez.

I have to respond to one offhand remark that Matt made: that "cooking should be a snappier process." I disagree with this. I think the mechanics of cooking are really instrumental to the immersive nature of the game, and their somewhat cumbersome nature is actually a feature and not a bug.

What will actually happen is much scarier than this. At some point in the relatively near future, there will be a terror attack inside the U.S. by a Muslim extremist, a refugee if Trump is especially lucky, and the line then will be, "I tried and tried to protect you, but the liberals and the courts and the media…

They will blame the liberals for not letting Trump succeed.

Make it 'dro.

It's not about his dick, it's shorthand for bunch of his offensive personality traits, and funny because it's a known fact that he gets asshurt over it. I'm sure his dick is nothing to write home about as well, but the tiny hands thing has nothing to do with that.

McDonald's is just jealous because they're no longer home to America's most prominent clown.

Won't someone think of the Donald?!

He is also known to have become so upset in the past over offhand remarks about the size of his hands that he became obsessed with proving that they weren't small. In light of that, making fun of his tiny hands alludes to his inability to take any criticism and his constant need to exaggerate his own merits. It's…

He also has to wear an extra long tie to sop up any pee that leaks out.