Okay, I finally have time to sit down and write a little bit about some of the games I’m playing. I’ve been catching up on some of the games that I missed in 2016, and I have to say that this has been a really amazing year for video games. So much craft and originality on display in the year’s best titles, and so much…

Okay, the language then was packed with vile, dehumanizing slurs strongly associated with the degradations of slavery, and functioned largely as the ideological keystone supporting the social and political disenfranchisement of its referents. And the language now mocks partisan hacks like Tucker Carlson for their…

Where did you learn to talk out of your ass like that?

What's with all the anti-pineapple hardliners these days? Seems kind of un-American to be against unusual pizza toppings.

Don't go to Atlanta, problem solved for everybody.

Yeah, I can 100% guarantee you that the staff at the Hartsfield-Jackson Popeye's does not recognize Bo Bice on sight.

Right?! The close-up of the burger always looks really delicious too.

*tries to cue sad trombone sound effect, accidentally plays "Ride of the Valkyries" instead*

Yeah, and The Thing is about a bunch of liberals who get cucked by an alien, leading to white genocide. And Big Trouble in Little China was a prescient allegory about Donald Trump's foreign policy.

I think it's pretty regional (I know they have them in Oklahoma and Arkansas), but has anyone eaten at a Taco Bueno before? That would probably be my top pick for fast food tacos.

I don't think they're in Georgia. The only time I've ever lived near one was in South Carolina; I don't really know where all they go.

Weeeeak.

I like In and Out a lot, though I still prefer Wendy's. Never been to a Culver's though.

Out of your basic first-tier fast food hamburger places, I think Wendy's is the best hands down. Something like Five Guys is still better, but it's more expensive and I feel like it's a more elite level of fast food burger, not fair to compare it with the Burger Kings and Jacks in the Box of the world.

I called this a few months ago. She's been waking up to the bullshit for a while now.

In my opinion, Gremlins 2 represents the greatest uptick in quality between an original and its sequel. I like Gremlins, but the G2 is way more batshit.

That's a pretty good haul, I haven't played Black Closet or Danganronpa but the other four are all great.

Trump's most recent tweet: "Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!"

Well, first he would have to admit that science exists, so don't hold your breath.

Gays are the new space marines.