Haha, Wario has been my Mario Kart main ever since MK64. I feel like his dickish attitude really fits the cutthroat gameplay of Mario Kart. I have been playing as Tanooki Mario on MK8, though.

Was that an update? I don't remember it ever not having them.

I was surprised to learn that many players never picked up on this. I spotted it fairly early on and was able to lay off most of the wall-humping for the rest of the game.

I mean, it's not a life or death issue, but it absolutely is a problem. Folks who want to go to a high-demand concert wind up having to pay an exorbitant troll-toll to some zero-contributing dipshit trying to profit off the hard work of others.

A while ago I put Dark Souls 3 on hold because the PS3 controller that I was using to play it on my PC started fucking up and registering phantom button presses, which obviously is not something I can very well work around in DS3, and it wouldn't work with my XBone controller at all. Well, the other day I fired it up…

Most fun I ever had on that game was with my thief/archer wood elf.

Bush was a pretty weak speaker, but he was damn Cicero next to Trump. But I did always think that he actually seemed pretty cool personality-wise, like somebody I would actually want to hang out with if I didn't know him as "that dumbass who accidentally the whole country."

It can't be the first, but Braid might have been the game that made it cool and got a lot of people (myself included) to lose interest in the graphical arms race and start thinking more about mechanics, design, and what type of aesthetic is appropriate for a particular game.

I can't wait to read that one. Hard Boiled might be the best shoot-em-up movie ever made.

I like 3 pretty okay overall, but the scene where T-X inflates her boobs just about kills the movie for me.

Outstanding game, and I definitely agree that it's the most gorgeous game to come out this year. It makes brilliant, almost paradoxical use of pixel art's capacity for both meticulous detail and evocative abstraction. Combine that with what I think is also the year's best soundtrack and a positively elegant set of…

It did me some good.

It's weird, Ivanka actually seems pretty chill. I kind of can't blame her for supporting her dad's campaign, because what are you gonna do?

Dickensian figure? So like…Ebenezer Scrooge?

It is extremely good—definitely the most refined of the Souls games. I'm right at the end of the main game and just now starting the DLC, and I'm not eager for it to be over.

So I've been thinking…back in the Bush years, I had a pretty dim opinion of W's intelligence. What I'm starting to realize now is that I wasn't necessarily wrong about Bush being dumb, but I didn't really have any frame of reference for how bad it could actually get. Bush was dumb for a smart person. You know what I…

"A poor person's idea of a rich person."

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