That is…infuriating. When I went to Italy, the first thing I ate was a sandwich from a gas station (because I was starving when I got there). It was the best thing I had ever eaten in my life up to that point, and the worst thing I ate the entire time I was in Italy.

We have 'em in Georgia too. A couple of good hushpuppies really takes a seafood dinner to the next level.

I'd have put the Cheesy Gordita Crunch on the list. For me, it represented the point when Taco Bell completely dropped the charade of pretending to serve "Mexican food" and just started going all out creating these horrifying ingredient splices based on an insane taco's Lovecraftian nightmares. Also, the Baja sauce is…

The one inclusion on this list that I really agree with is the Chick-fil-a chicken sandwich. There is really no possible way it could be improved upon—it's essentially the apex of feasible achievement in the field of chicken sandwiches.

Of course there's a Clint Eastwood movie where Tom Hanks plays Sully. Was this movie greenlit in the ordinary way, or was it simply willed into existence by immutable Fate?

I don't know anything about science, but my guess is because in the event that something hits the screen, the only possible outcomes are 1) the screen breaks and everything goes into the engine, or 2) the screen holds up and everything just sticks to the outside of the screen, fucking up the airflow. Who knows, maybe…

After a long and condescending career of pushing respectability politics and telling black men to pull their pants up and take more personal responsibility while literally at the same time systematically raping dozens if not hundreds of women, the only possible way Bill Cosby could possibly sink any lower would be to…

He would have basically owned Twitter.

Not in Donald Trump's America, he won't be!

Is Daniel Craig really that valuable to the franchise, though? And doesn't a new Bond always kick up a little renewed interest in the series? I don't see how it could possibly be worth it to invest so heavily in an actor who obviously isn't into it anymore.

Die Hard is basically about male sexual insecurity, though.

You mean gay…?

A more appropriate apology would have been: "Hey, the other day I was trying to tell a funny anecdote about how I felt insecure at some event and it came off to some people like I was trying to say OBJ was being a dick. I actually have no idea what was going through his head, for all I know he's a cool guy. The point…

I played it a little and loved the core idea behind it, but it really feels like Niantic forgot to design a game around it. Finding new Pokemon is the only element of the game that's actually enjoyable for its own sake, but with no real way to be proactive about hunting specific Pokemon that you want, it just becomes…

Maybe the context changes it, but honestly, it seems pretty clear to me that the original anecdote was supposed to be self-deprecating, not insulting toward OBJ. I see how it comes off kind of weird because it involves a named public figure and I guess it doesn't make him look too good if you take it at face value,…

I don't understand people who do this shit. The movie is going to come out. Prior to that, there will be a trailer. They're not going to forget to do it if a bunch of nerds don't ride their asses about it. And anybody who cares that much is probably going to see the movie no matter what, so the trailer is of no value…

God, this guy was in everything and he was always great. He could carry a huge chunk of the movie or just pop up for one scene and he'd be one of the best parts of the movie no matter what. Sad to see him go when he probably had at least another fifty movies in him. But how are you gonna keep em down on the farm once…

It's interesting: Hyper Light Drifter clearly HAS a story, but it doesn't ever really let you see what it is. Maybe other people were able to interpret it better than me, but I finished the game without even fully understanding what I had just accomplished. I don't think that really detracted from it, though…it's an…

Yeah, I really appreciate that DS2 did a lot to set itself apart. The core gameplay is Dark Souls, but the way it's paced and laid out is so different. It would have been a huge mistake to try and replicate the the experience of the first game, and I don't think that's what any Dark Souls fans actually wanted even if…

Any time a boss fight includes more than one enemy, you'd better believe I'm summoning. If they can bring a squad, so can I.