I finished it a couple of months ago. While it’s a great game, it’s way too damn long. Also, the girl’s name is Mariel, not Mabel :)

Uhh... We’re doing sports now?

Blue shells are the bane of a good player’s existence... Handicaps are cheap as hell.

Wow... Countdown ads on Kotaku? That’s a real bummer, guys. Really.

You mean Pokémon Leaf Green?

There are so many proofreading errors in this article. :( “poring”, “its”, a bunch of missing commas... Can I have a job, please?

How is 48 dollars for a year “under $4 per month”? Isn’t that -exactly- $4 per month?

How is 48 dollars for a year “under $4 per month”? Isn’t that -exactly- $4 per month?

Nice! Now let’s get some DLC or a sequel!

Best Buy offers the same 20 percent discount with their program, and while you do have to pay tax, there’s no waiting on shipping!

Wasn’t even planning on it. My fiance and I love our free time and money too much. Besides, it’s pretty irresponsible for everyone to replace themselves at this point. Overpopulation is becoming a big problem.

“Rite” of passage.

What exactly is the “bottom screen” you mentioned?

What did the N64 Rumble Pak do other than vibrate?

Haha, didn’t you learn your lesson about talking about delayed games months ago?

Nice! It’s also the world of Vagrant Story.

I’m not sure that “dalliance” is the word you were looking for... haha.

As if the popular vote matters at all...

Did you mean “en masse”?

I hope Gustavo Santaolalla does the music. The first game’s music was so immersive, emotional, and perfect. Honestly, the music is my only reservation, which is surprising, as much as I loved the first game. It’s usually tough to count on a sequel being as good as the original, but I know I can count on Naughty Dog…

No, I know. 50 Shades has made everyone think they’re kinky.