Amazing retort. Well played ;)

A new staff member appears, and suddenly shit gets weird...

Did you know that “cuck” is short for “cuckold,” and holds no applicable meaning to this situation? What has journalism become?

It is cool! Don’t let one journalist’s bad impression ruin it for you. Check out some gameplay videos!

It is ;)

I’m a fan of Slain! True, you may not be required to be good, but it’s satisfying and stylish to do so.

Even if it can only play future games at 60 FPS, I’m in! I’m so sick of AAA games being 30 FPS. We’ve had 1080p games for almost 10 years now. This is just a lazy lack of optimization, at this point.

Proofreading FTL.

2 years late to the party! Look, as an adult, my gaming time is valuable. It is kind of insulting that the developers would intentionally make it so time consuming to complete the task of finding a shiny in the first place. If a cheat is out there to bypass a mind numbing activity that costs only time and not skill,…

Really taking one for the team, aren't you, JS? Any death threats yet?

My skin is lighter than the lightest skin color option... I’m not upset. And why should I be? Some games force me to play as a woman or someone completely uncharacteristic of myself, and I don’t mind. Variety is the spice of life.

Yep! Got it here. http://www.google.com

Liek, language is, liek, so super important in liek, geemz.

Fix the step bug before you shut down the workarounds...

You left out the fact that he's a registered sex offender. http://valleycentral.com/news/local/pol…

Making gun ownership harder or even illegal won’t stop someone from killing. People still smoke pot, and that’s illegal. Besides, even if there were no guns, the killers would just make bombs, right? I don’t understand the anti-gun argument one bit.

Is that the correct plural? I always thought the Resident in Resident Evil was an adjective.

“Enjoy” (a word) vs. “Enjoi” (not a word). Learn it.

Couldn’t someone mod the game or use a console command to take control of another character, kill the protagonist, and see if the body has a synth component?

It’s that time if year again. Time to fire up the Chainsaw Gril.