The screenshots show that he captured Sandshrew. How, if this is Pokémon Red? Sandshrew was trade-only.

Interrupting “well” in the first paragraph. They’re taking over!

Oh, good. Someone in the background misspelled “rogue”. That kind of stupidity leaves me tounge-tied.

Don’t forget episode 5 of the Clerks cartoon, where Randal gets such a great score in an arcade classic that he gets recruited to perform slave labor building pyramids!

Now the interrupting “well“ s are bleeding into the headlines? Lort help us.

I found it weird that it asked when my birthday is, so I told it today. Hooray!

Thank Christ.

It's not the title that's wrong...

More like macrotransactions... All-but-mandatory, premium-priced DLC that adds very little to the experience.

As long as you do what he asks and don’t attack him or make any sudden moves out of sheer pride and defiance like a complete idiot, you should survive.

Two interrupting “well”s in one article! One is too many... That level of pretense ensures that I’ll go out if my way to not dignify any of your future articles with a click.

It’s being released on PS4, Vita, AND PS4? Holy PS4, Batman! Is that an instant re-release of a re-release?

Have you listened to the companion album? There's some good shit there. And good insight into the story, as well.

The post wasn’t “Eat my ho butt,” it was “Eat my ho mo butt.”

“The Persona Q series.” Persona Q2 confirmed?

“The Persona Q series.” Persona Q2 confirmed?

This looks pretty good, but the statement that there’s “a lot of stuff that’s in there thatFinal Fantasy fans tend to like” is laughable. They have been out of touch with what their fans like for at least 10 years.

If the cows respawn every couple of hours, you’re hardly killing their livelihood.

Yeah, I don’t get people who spread false rumors. You want some Internet fame? Go make a video of your 27 cats doing something mildly amusing.

I love this, but Nintendo is going to shit its pants. Cease and desist inbound.

Something tells me their PR team had nothing to do with this. Also, PR =/= marketing.