Anybody what having an 1982 ESPN @ 3 AM flashback?

now we are punished for the shit we say in the privacy of our own homes. Fucking babies.

Actually, no. If you're dumb enough to be racist and have a 23-year old black mistress, make sure the bitch isn't recording your racist old ass.

I think we can all agree that the lesson to be learned from this whole mess is: If you're a shitty, racist, dinosaur of a sports owner it's better your team be terrible. Because the moment your team starts getting some sunlight by winning, you're toast.

And here I thought this issue would go on and on until Steve Ballmer's sister, Em, had to get involved.

relying on the media he usually avoids

Ha, Birds are so dumb...

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

UEFA: "It will be okay for Russian football teams and Ukrainian football teams to be pitted against one another despite the current situation."
Plane: [goes down]
UEFA: "Okay, okay. Wow. Russian and Ukrainian football teams will not be permitted to play against each other."
Plane: [gets back up; is totally fine]

Hey, if I wanted to get news about dudes without erections, I'd read the Weekly Standard, ok?

I'm not even American and I was proud of that performance. Absolute passion. Y'all deserved to win.

No. The ball has to cross plane in order for goal to be awarded. Suarez prevented that using his hand, for which he was ejected received a ban and his team had to player short a man and the Ghana's got a PK. Ghana didn't take advantage of that, I have no problem with the hand ball what so ever, it was the smart…

Spolestra is an excellent coach. He's changed the entire way the Heat play three different times, based on the strengths and weaknesses of their roster. He's also got them to buy in on defense, which is essential for a championship team. His defensive schemes are fantastic, and the team executes them extremely well.

Brooklynites only care about one J. Johnson, Jack, who will be performing in Prospect Park on June 10.

The NBA's Player Sales List (Sterling, D.)

I don't know why Lynch is so excited. As a professional athlete, you would think he's seen a Brazilian waxed before.

I don't buy it, Samer. If they were really such underdogs, it probably wouldn't have been nearly such a struggle for the Russians to put them down.